Stuff my wife says

"Do you want me to get the door?"

I'm carrying too many bags in from the car. "No thanks, I'm good!"

I do the old pinkie on the door handle / foot to hold the door / hop through the doorway move, only to have it fail on me. Twice.

"You know, you could have asked for help any time there"

I have a habit of taking on too much. Shocker, right?
The thing is, I think I can multi-task.
I can't.
No man can.
Fact.

I couldn't have asked her for help though, cause as we all know, that would be me admitting I couldn't do it. And if there is one thing men are incapable of, its admitting they need help.

That, and multi-tasking.