"I have two hypothesiseses (that one kind of got away from him) about my sister:
1. She will turn into a really nice person who is not annoying and likes me.
- or -
2. She will be more annoying and ignore me even more than she already does."
- Godzilla, age 6.
Somehow, even at the age of six, this kid summed up the relationship he'll have with his sister over next 20 years pretty expertly. Of course, option two will come well before option one, but eventually she'll get there. I think most of us do. Sometimes it amazes me, the clarity of youth.